"Unique selling proposition(s)"

postscript

A good comic needs no explanation of what the joke is… So, here’s my, um, elucidation on it.

It’s called a unique selling proposition, not a list of sales jargon. Many store owners and/or their hired media buyers miss this to their detriment. I recommend learning and applying the concept to your marketing.

I’m sorry. 2 of the next 3 comics aren’t gonna be like this one. Stick around.

bonus panel